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Ping pong shows are one of the more popular Pattaya attractions, and tourists come in droves to be disgusted, amused, and occasionally aroused at the marvels undertaken by the nether regions of Thai women. IвЂ™ve read that goldfish, frogs, and even gerbils have made their way onto the stage and intoвЂ¦well, you know where. Darts, cigarettes, small animals - you name it. All manner of articles can be inserted, retained, and ejected from the vaginal cavity. But waitвЂ¦you see, itвЂ™s not limited to only ping pong balls. I am what I am.ДЇor the uninitiated, a ping pong show is when a woman shoots ping pong balls out of her vagina. Sad for a grown man I know, but there you have it. And the giggles whenever someone says twat, or vajajay, or hoo-haw or any other slang for a dameвЂ™s private parts are at about the same level as well. So yes, my knowledge of lady bits is probably hovering around a seventh-grade level. I didnвЂ™t even know ping pong balls out the muffВ was possible until I saw The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert all those years ago. 5.1 What are your thoughts? Would you go see a ping pong show in Thailand?ДЇirst off, you must understand, everything I know about vaginas I learned from Orange is the New Black.4 Tips for Avoiding Ping Pong Show Scams in Thailand.If thatвЂ™s not your cup of tea, then how about some harmless salt and pepper shakers, or perhaps some cute little gophers instead. WARNING: The rest of the post contains some pretty graphic language about sex and sex workers. Little did I know that I wouldnвЂ™t be the one blowing out the candles though. I never had the gumption to go by myself, now here was Matt, practically offering to be my guide through the seedy world of PattayaвЂ™s nightlife.

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Plus being in Thailand and being surrounded by peculiar attractions, isnвЂ™t the next obvious step to go check one out? Purely for journalistic purposes of course. I always wanted to catch a glimpse of Thai girls doingВ vaginal acrobatics. Outwardly IвЂ™d always been vocal about how disgusting and demeaning towards women these types of sex shows were, but secretly, well that was a different story. I couldnвЂ™t believe I actually uttered the words out loud. I replied, вЂњOnly if we go see a ping pong show.вЂќ My pal Matt from felt bad that he was deserting me in Rayong during my birthday, so he suggested we go out for a night on the town in Pattaya the week prior. Okay yes, I did go to a ping pong show in Thailand.

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